# COPIED IN FROM GOOGLE SHEET "TRAVELING HERO BARKS"
bark_node_exit_gate+highwayman=What fresh hell is this?
bark_node_exit_gate+highwayman=Eyes peeled...
bark_node_exit_gate+grave_robber=Let's hope we're not spotted.
bark_node_exit_gate+grave_robber=Let's be off - quickly!
bark_node_exit_gate+occultist=Around each corner, a new vista of awfulness.
bark_node_exit_gate+occultist=Oblivion everywhere!
bark_node_exit_gate+hellion=Gods protect us.
bark_node_exit_gate+hellion=I'm having a drink.
bark_node_exit_gate+jester=The show must go on...
bark_node_exit_gate+jester=Let's get this over with.
bark_node_exit_gate+plague_doctor=I wonder what we shall find...
bark_node_exit_gate+plague_doctor=Well, we're bound to learn something, at least.
bark_node_exit_gate+runaway=I've been in worse places...
bark_node_exit_gate+runaway=Let's hope we're not spotted.
bark_node_exit_gate+leper=...
bark_node_exit_gate+leper=There is beauty all around, even now.
bark_node_exit_gate+man_at_arms=Chaaaarge!
bark_node_exit_gate+man_at_arms=Forward - march!

bark_node_exit_heroselect+highwayman=Let's move.
bark_node_exit_heroselect+highwayman=The potholes are the least of our concerns.
bark_node_exit_heroselect+grave_robber=Cramped quarters to say the least.
bark_node_exit_heroselect+grave_robber=Hmph - I'm used to a smoother ride.
bark_node_exit_heroselect+occultist=I have glimpsed the nightmares that await us...
bark_node_exit_heroselect+occultist=Onward into oblivion, then.
bark_node_exit_heroselect+hellion=Hyaaaah! Let's go already!
bark_node_exit_heroselect+hellion=Let us all find noble deaths, then!
bark_node_exit_heroselect+jester=Let me tune this thing before we get going...
bark_node_exit_heroselect+jester=I feel good about this... hehe.
bark_node_exit_heroselect+plague_doctor=You will all come to rely on me. I'm sure of it.
bark_node_exit_heroselect+plague_doctor=I wonder... which of you will be injured first?
bark_node_exit_heroselect+runaway=Once more on the run.
bark_node_exit_heroselect+runaway=Keep moving. Don't stop.
bark_node_exit_heroselect+leper=The wheels turn, the earth spins.
bark_node_exit_heroselect+leper=I accept this new torment as I would a changing season.
bark_node_exit_heroselect+man_at_arms=I've been in worse company.
bark_node_exit_heroselect+man_at_arms=Hah! What a roughcut band we are!

bark_node_exit_storyassist+highwayman=Cost us little. Might pay off later.
bark_node_exit_storyassist+highwayman=Good luck to 'em.
bark_node_exit_storyassist+grave_robber=I suppose it's nice to help the rabble... on occasion.
bark_node_exit_storyassist+grave_robber=*gasp* They were positively filthy!
bark_node_exit_storyassist+occultist=Every encounter a karmic shift.
bark_node_exit_storyassist+occultist=My thoughts are with them.
bark_node_exit_storyassist+hellion=On to the next!
bark_node_exit_storyassist+hellion=Feh - they should be fighting!
bark_node_exit_storyassist+jester=Heheh. So long, then.
bark_node_exit_storyassist+jester=I found them a bit dull, to be honest.
bark_node_exit_storyassist+plague_doctor=They survive despite abhorrent conditions - fascinating.
bark_node_exit_storyassist+plague_doctor=Human resilience is truly a marvel.
bark_node_exit_storyassist+runaway=We've wasted enough time - let's be off.
bark_node_exit_storyassist+runaway=I wonder if they have what it takes to survive.
bark_node_exit_storyassist+leper=Diamonds in the mud, stars in the sky.
bark_node_exit_storyassist+leper=Living is a struggle. They understand this.
bark_node_exit_storyassist+man_at_arms=Poor blighters.
bark_node_exit_storyassist+man_at_arms=Might make us allies in the long run.

bark_node_exit_success_storyresist+highwayman=It's over. Now get ready for the next fight.
bark_node_exit_failure_storyresist+highwayman=That was too close.
bark_node_exit_success_storyresist+grave_robber=Easy enough, I'd say.
bark_node_exit_failure_storyresist+grave_robber=A Lady always knows when to make an exit.
bark_node_exit_success_storyresist+occultist=Blood will always flow. On this day it wasn't ours.
bark_node_exit_failure_storyresist+occultist=I must... meditate. The beast strains at his cage!
bark_node_exit_success_storyresist+hellion=Let's do it again! I'm no coward, I tell you!
bark_node_exit_failure_storyresist+hellion=By the skin of our damned teeth.
bark_node_exit_success_storyresist+jester=Ahh, the melody of murder is on the wind...
bark_node_exit_failure_storyresist+jester=... anyone for a song?
bark_node_exit_success_storyresist+plague_doctor=I would have liked a moment to study our attackers' corpses.
bark_node_exit_failure_storyresist+plague_doctor=Are you certain we're far enough away...?
bark_node_exit_success_storyresist+runaway=We live to fight another day. Maybe less.
bark_node_exit_failure_storyresist+runaway=We've gotta get out of here! GO!
bark_node_exit_success_storyresist+leper=Survival begets violence, it would seem.
bark_node_exit_failure_storyresist+leper=Come quickly, lest they track us to the coach.
bark_node_exit_success_storyresist+man_at_arms=Hah! Well fought, all!
bark_node_exit_failure_storyresist+man_at_arms=Retreat! Retreat! 

bark_node_exit_hospital+highwayman=I feel better already. Heh.
bark_node_exit_hospital+highwayman=Stroke of luck, that.
bark_node_exit_hospital+grave_robber=Such conditions - my word!
bark_node_exit_hospital+grave_robber=Woefully inadequate - and unsanitary!
bark_node_exit_hospital+occultist=We leave better than we arrived.
bark_node_exit_hospital+occultist=Tending to the wounded as the world burns - noble but futile.
bark_node_exit_hospital+hellion=She was skilled in her craft. I respect that.
bark_node_exit_hospital+hellion=The horrors she must have faced...
bark_node_exit_hospital+jester=She should lighten up a little.
bark_node_exit_hospital+jester=Hospitals - all the same.
bark_node_exit_hospital+plague_doctor=I suppose one sometimes needs a second opinion.
bark_node_exit_hospital+plague_doctor=I mean, really, it's nothing I couldn't have done!
bark_node_exit_hospital+runaway=Posting up like that? Not for me.
bark_node_exit_hospital+runaway=Glad for the help, but... she's a sitting duck.
bark_node_exit_hospital+leper=Sadly, there is no cure for my condition. Such is the way of things.
bark_node_exit_hospital+leper=Farewell, noble soul. And thank you.
bark_node_exit_hospital+man_at_arms=Patched up and ready to bleed again - hah!
bark_node_exit_hospital+man_at_arms=Lovely woman. Shame about her eye.

bark_node_exit_store+highwayman=I don't like that creep one bit.
bark_node_exit_store+highwayman=I swear I've seen him before someplace...
bark_node_exit_store+grave_robber=A little shopping is always a welcome diversion.
bark_node_exit_store+grave_robber=That ghastly man - the way he was leering...
bark_node_exit_store+occultist=His mind is as jumbled as his merchandise.
bark_node_exit_store+occultist=I shudder to think of where he found such a collection.
bark_node_exit_store+hellion=He should've just given us what we wanted!
bark_node_exit_store+hellion=Weak little weasel of a man - feh!
bark_node_exit_store+jester=All that and no accordion? Ridiculous.
bark_node_exit_store+jester=More stuff, eh? Just what we need! Heheh.
bark_node_exit_store+plague_doctor=I suppose there were one or two items of interest.
bark_node_exit_store+plague_doctor=Did you hear him mumbling? Truly mad, that one.
bark_node_exit_store+runaway=He hardly knew where he was.
bark_node_exit_store+runaway=Where'd he get all that stuff, anyway?
bark_node_exit_store+leper=A mirror reflecting a mirror reflecting a mirror...
bark_node_exit_store+leper=All the birds call out in the spring. They are silent in the fall.
bark_node_exit_store+man_at_arms=Daft one 'e was, eh?
bark_node_exit_store+man_at_arms=Glad to be rid of that nutter.

bark_node_exit_watchtower+highwayman=Better to know how bad it is, I guess.
bark_node_exit_watchtower+highwayman=At least we know a little more than we did.
bark_node_exit_watchtower+grave_robber=The view would have been lovely... if not for... the state of things.
bark_node_exit_watchtower+grave_robber=It's a bit overwhelming, to see it all... undone...
bark_node_exit_watchtower+occultist=It's worse than I imagined - worse than I dreamed.
bark_node_exit_watchtower+occultist=What is clear now is that <i>everything</i> depends on our success.
bark_node_exit_watchtower+hellion=The forests, the fields - gone! Ruined!
bark_node_exit_watchtower+hellion=We are in hell, aren't we?
bark_node_exit_watchtower+jester=HeheheHAHAHAHA...!
bark_node_exit_watchtower+jester=A beautiful day, wouldn't you agree? Heheh.
bark_node_exit_watchtower+plague_doctor=The world is infected - dying!
bark_node_exit_watchtower+plague_doctor=Are we all that remains?
bark_node_exit_watchtower+runaway=What a long road ahead. Longer behind.
bark_node_exit_watchtower+runaway=Shouldn't have looked. Head down, keep moving.
bark_node_exit_watchtower+leper=The sky... it was an ocean once.
bark_node_exit_watchtower+leper=We must find some beauty in this devastation.
bark_node_exit_watchtower+man_at_arms=... it's 'orrible.
bark_node_exit_watchtower+man_at_arms=Awful mess all around, innit.

bark_node_exit_storycosmic+highwayman=Nothing worth taking.
bark_node_exit_storycosmic+highwayman=Academics and their indulgences... feh.
bark_node_exit_storycosmic+grave_robber=No trinkets? No baubles? No interest.
bark_node_exit_storycosmic+grave_robber=Well, <i>that</i> was frightfully boring.
bark_node_exit_storycosmic+occultist=Fascinating. Could we not go back for a second look?
bark_node_exit_storycosmic+occultist=Such an eclectic collection!
bark_node_exit_storycosmic+hellion=Rubbish and nonsense!
bark_node_exit_storycosmic+hellion=Get us out of here. Find us a foe to face!
bark_node_exit_storycosmic+jester=Must've dozed off...
bark_node_exit_storycosmic+jester=*yawn*
bark_node_exit_storycosmic+plague_doctor=My conclusion? Interesting, but decadently occult.
bark_node_exit_storycosmic+plague_doctor=Superstition has no place in science.
bark_node_exit_storycosmic+runaway=Madmen pursing madness - I want none of it.
bark_node_exit_storycosmic+runaway=Let's get far away from this place.
bark_node_exit_storycosmic+leper=Mankind and mystery... one forever outpacing the other.
bark_node_exit_storycosmic+leper=Try as it might, the sun cannot catch the moon.
bark_node_exit_storycosmic+man_at_arms=What was that all about, then?
bark_node_exit_storycosmic+man_at_arms=I'm hungry.

bark_node_exit_success_storycultist+highwayman=Hah! That'll buy us a little time.
bark_node_exit_failure_storycultist+highwayman=I don't <i>ever</i> want to cut it that close again.
bark_node_exit_success_storycultist+grave_robber=You lot aren't welcome here, savvy?
bark_node_exit_failure_storycultist+grave_robber=... gleaming horrors not of our world... 
bark_node_exit_success_storycultist+occultist=Begone! Return to whatever void birthed you!
bark_node_exit_failure_storycultist+occultist=How deep, the void between the stars...
bark_node_exit_success_storycultist+hellion=HAH! The rush of a hard-earned kill!
bark_node_exit_failure_storycultist+hellion=*chattering teeth*
bark_node_exit_success_storycultist+jester=That melody... I've killed to it before...
bark_node_exit_failure_storycultist+jester=What's that ringing in my ears?!
bark_node_exit_success_storycultist+plague_doctor=Intriguing specimens, but better off dead!
bark_node_exit_failure_storycultist+plague_doctor=Their physiology... so alien... no! NO!
bark_node_exit_success_storycultist+runaway=They burn the same as anyone else.
bark_node_exit_failure_storycultist+runaway=I hear them! They're GAINING ON US!!
bark_node_exit_success_storycultist+leper=Aberrations. I feel lighter for their absence.
bark_node_exit_failure_storycultist+leper=Carrion creatures, here to feast on our still-dying world.
bark_node_exit_success_storycultist+man_at_arms=Drive the bastards back to their hole!
bark_node_exit_failure_storycultist+man_at_arms=I will not stand and fight! I cannot! RETREAT!

bark_node_exit_success_dungeon+highwayman+forest=Old bones ought to stay down.
bark_node_exit_failure_dungeon+highwayman+forest=Eyes feel heavy... gotta... stay on my feet...
bark_node_exit_success_dungeon+highwayman+farm=And <i>stay</i> down.
bark_node_exit_failure_dungeon+highwayman+farm=... what's the worst you've ever eaten to survive...?
bark_node_exit_success_dungeon+highwayman+city=Strange way to feed our flame, but I'll take it.
bark_node_exit_failure_dungeon+highwayman+city=So certain we were - and so wrong...
bark_node_exit_success_dungeon+grave_robber+forest=What's dead should stay buried. Trust me.
bark_node_exit_failure_dungeon+grave_robber+forest=Is this what awaits me at the end? Dreaming forever?
bark_node_exit_success_dungeon+grave_robber+farm=Vile things! Another stain scrubbed clean.
bark_node_exit_failure_dungeon+grave_robber+farm=*strangled retching* Avert your eyes! Don't watch me...
bark_node_exit_success_dungeon+grave_robber+city=A marvelous collection - sullied, now... *sigh*
bark_node_exit_failure_dungeon+grave_robber+city=The city is beyond saving. So too are we.
bark_node_exit_success_dungeon+occultist+forest=Perhaps I will sleep unbothered tonight...
bark_node_exit_failure_dungeon+occultist+forest=What haunts await us next we close our eyes...?
bark_node_exit_success_dungeon+occultist+farm=Life may return to these fields in time.
bark_node_exit_failure_dungeon+occultist+farm=We are all but flesh in the jaws of something greater.
bark_node_exit_success_dungeon+occultist+city=So many precious volumes lost... yet we remain.
bark_node_exit_failure_dungeon+occultist+city=The minds of "great" men - all rotten! All depraved!
bark_node_exit_success_dungeon+hellion+forest=Listen. The birds are finally stirring again.
bark_node_exit_failure_dungeon+hellion+forest=Rot! Bile! Scavengers closing in...!
bark_node_exit_success_dungeon+hellion+farm=*spits* Spirits curse this forsaken place. Let's go.
bark_node_exit_failure_dungeon+hellion+farm=Flee! And salt the earth behind us!
bark_node_exit_success_dungeon+hellion+city=Weak city bodies AND hearts! FALL ON MY BLADE!
bark_node_exit_failure_dungeon+hellion+city=Fools for trying. Cowards for running. RRRGH...!
bark_node_exit_success_dungeon+jester+forest=How very like soldiers - dying in rank.
bark_node_exit_failure_dungeon+jester+forest=That drumming... it's IN my HEAD...!
bark_node_exit_success_dungeon+jester+farm=You won't be dining on us tonight, fiends!
bark_node_exit_failure_dungeon+jester+farm=*sniff* Skin blackening over meat... 
bark_node_exit_success_dungeon+jester+city=Talk about a pyrrhic victory. Heheh.
bark_node_exit_failure_dungeon+jester+city=*slow, discordant humming*
bark_node_exit_success_dungeon+plague_doctor+forest=What a strange new process of decay that was!
bark_node_exit_failure_dungeon+plague_doctor+forest=They defy science. They should not BE!
bark_node_exit_success_dungeon+plague_doctor+farm=I wonder what mother could birth such a curiosity.
bark_node_exit_failure_dungeon+plague_doctor+farm=How long can a stomach go empty? I'll investigate.
bark_node_exit_success_dungeon+plague_doctor+city=I wonder at the formula for their accelerants...
bark_node_exit_failure_dungeon+plague_doctor+city=Man's great scholarly works in ashes! Fools! FOOLS!
bark_node_exit_success_dungeon+runaway+forest=Let's raze these weeds and get back on the road.
bark_node_exit_failure_dungeon+runaway+forest=Burn it all down behind us. That mumbling...
bark_node_exit_success_dungeon+runaway+farm=Torch the fields just to be sure, I say.
bark_node_exit_failure_dungeon+runaway+farm=I'd sooner starve than ever smell meat again.
bark_node_exit_success_dungeon+runaway+city=Oh, you want to burn, do you?! Then BURN!
bark_node_exit_failure_dungeon+runaway+city=N-no... let me go back... it's so warm in there...
bark_node_exit_success_dungeon+leper+forest=A tall tree falls in the forest - all is quiet.
bark_node_exit_failure_dungeon+leper+forest=Doomed warriors never granted the peace of the grave...
bark_node_exit_success_dungeon+leper+farm=A cruel contrivance of starvation and excess.
bark_node_exit_failure_dungeon+leper+farm=Let these fields lie fallow forever. We have lost them.
bark_node_exit_success_dungeon+leper+city=A city under siege - but stirring within its walls, hope.
bark_node_exit_failure_dungeon+leper+city=Let the flames feast on the corpse of man's hubris.
bark_node_exit_success_dungeon+man_at_arms+forest=This foul mimicry of a campaign must end.
bark_node_exit_failure_dungeon+man_at_arms+forest=Their faces...! Brothers, have you come for me at last?
bark_node_exit_success_dungeon+man_at_arms+farm=Perhaps the people can rebuild. I hope so.
bark_node_exit_failure_dungeon+man_at_arms+farm=Ghkk! Bile in my throat... the smell...!
bark_node_exit_success_dungeon+man_at_arms+city=There are folk in this town not yet lost to madness.
bark_node_exit_failure_dungeon+man_at_arms+city=This city is sick. Perhaps it <i>should</i> fall to ashes...

bark_node_exit_success_guardian+highwayman=In and out - a perfect job!
bark_node_exit_failure_guardian+highwayman=Let's get the hell out of here!
bark_node_exit_success_guardian+grave_robber=A beastly thing, but we performed perfectly!
bark_node_exit_failure_guardian+grave_robber=I-it's too much! That was too much!
bark_node_exit_success_guardian+occultist=Another abomination falls!
bark_node_exit_failure_guardian+occultist=I-I had no idea...
bark_node_exit_success_guardian+hellion=AKYLORAAAHHH! 
bark_node_exit_failure_guardian+hellion=N-no! No more!
bark_node_exit_success_guardian+jester=Ha HA! Time for a song!
bark_node_exit_failure_guardian+jester=Joke's on us then, eh?
bark_node_exit_success_guardian+plague_doctor=Precision! Poise! A successful operation!
bark_node_exit_failure_guardian+plague_doctor=H-how could it... I don't...
bark_node_exit_success_guardian+runaway=Whew, we did it...!
bark_node_exit_failure_guardian+runaway=RUN!
bark_node_exit_success_guardian+leper=A sunrise at last.
bark_node_exit_failure_guardian+leper=Pity the starless sky.
bark_node_exit_success_guardian+man_at_arms=We've done it <i>together!</i> A fighting family!
bark_node_exit_failure_guardian+man_at_arms=RETREAT! It's a rout...!

bark_node_exit_cache+highwayman=Nice.
bark_node_exit_cache+highwayman=It's something, at least.
bark_node_exit_cache+grave_robber=A lovely little turn of events, I'd say.
bark_node_exit_cache+grave_robber=Complimentary, no less!
bark_node_exit_cache+occultist=Excellent.
bark_node_exit_cache+occultist=A most fortunate find.
bark_node_exit_cache+hellion=Ha HAH! Good for us!
bark_node_exit_cache+hellion=Off we go, then!
bark_node_exit_cache+jester=Will any of this stuff even matter?
bark_node_exit_cache+jester=Where are we going to put all this?
bark_node_exit_cache+plague_doctor=Supplies are always welcome.
bark_node_exit_cache+plague_doctor=Well stocked and ready for triage!
bark_node_exit_cache+runaway=Take all we can carry. Quick.
bark_node_exit_cache+runaway=Nice find!
bark_node_exit_cache+leper=Some fortunate thread in fate's tangled skein.
bark_node_exit_cache+leper=Fortune is fickle, but today she smiles.
bark_node_exit_cache+man_at_arms=Tooth and tail, as they say.
bark_node_exit_cache+man_at_arms=Every army needs a supply line.

bark_node_exit_bridge+highwayman=What's that chill?
bark_node_exit_bridge+grave_robber=Hold fast to your memories of sunny days - they are no more.
bark_node_exit_bridge+occultist=We are beyond the wards now... vulnerable.
bark_node_exit_bridge+hellion=Let us leave the past behind!
bark_node_exit_bridge+jester=Hello darkness, my old friend.
bark_node_exit_bridge+plague_doctor=The great experiment begins...
bark_node_exit_bridge+runaway=We're on our own now.
bark_node_exit_bridge+leper=Four roads converge into one path. Our path.
bark_node_exit_bridge+man_at_arms=Farewell, sweet safety.
